Well gee. Evidently, Holiday Inn in Britain is offering a new service, human bed warmers. You know how you get to your hotel after a long flight or a busy day, ready to plop down on the bed and sleep, but you have trouble sleeping because the bed is so cold? Well, Holiday Inn will send in a "bed warmer" in a sleeper suit who will lay under the covers for five minutes to warm up your bed. You know, I could use a second job. I wonder how much that pays.Maybe the next perk they'll offer will be fluffers. . . WHOA!!!
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