Thursday, October 11, 2007

Invasion Of The Gays

Today's post was unwittingly submitted by Sucka. It's a website that he came across while researching gay history facts. I think it's pretty funny. Check it out. The Gay Agenda!


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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Hissll-Ah Hissll-Ahhhh!

*Warning*
Some readers (mainly parents of younger children) may find today's post a little disturbing.


Yesterday, a comment that Jim wrote reminded me of a game we use to play as kids in the neighborhood I grew up in. This game was called "Hide And Seek, Go Get It!"

Just like the traditional game, someone would be "it" and everyone else would hide. Here's where the game takes a turn. The "it" was actually the boys, and the girls would hide. The boys would count, of course, and then "seek" the girls.

Once you found a girl. . . well. . ., you would have what we thought of as "sex". Back then, we were too young to know what sex was, so this "sex" involved rubbing up against the girl and making a noise which sounded like hissll-ah hissll-ahh (that first word sounds like the sound you would make if you touch something very hot). Then we would switch and the girls would be "it" and we would hide.

Well, that was a long time ago. And every time I think of that game, it makes me laugh because of that sound we used to make. It wasn't until years later that I got to experience what that sound really meant. The scary thing is that nowadays, I think the kids would actually know what to do once they were found.


BTW, five more days left in the contest!

Monday, October 08, 2007

I'M KING OF THE PARKING LOT!

On the way home the other day, I stopped at the Giant near my house. In the parking lot was one of those traveling amusement companies. I haven't been to one of those since I was a kid. I know they are probably safe but they creep me out a little. But that's not what I'm blogging about today.

I'm blogging about what caught my eye amongst the rides. I've seen one of these before, but never thought twice about it until today. It's the Inflated Titanic Slide. Yup, it's a balloon bounce replica of the Titanic that you climb up and slide down. Wow. . . How soon before we start seeing the World Trade Center Free Fall Tower.


Also, at work the other day, I was in a conversation about camp songs. Well, I happened to be looking up the lyrics to an old camp song on the web, when I came across the Titanic Song which I had never heard of. Hear is a sample of the lyrics:

Chorus
-It was sad, so sad
-It was sad, too bad
-It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the sea
-Uncles and aunts little children lost their parents
-It was sad when the great ship went down, down, down.
-Kerplunk, it sunk to the bottom of the sea


All I have to say is, "Wow."

Monday, October 01, 2007

Hey, Did You Know. . .

. . . that October is Gay and Lesbian History Month. . . Neither did I.


NEW CONTEST!
THE BRUDOG HAVEN'S "GLBT HISTORY" CONTEST!

Best GLBT history fact wins the opportunity to become my next profile photo (that is, if the winner doesn't mind their pic on the web). Submit your entries using the comments link for this post.

Official Contest Rules:
-No purchase necessary to enter or win.
-The BRUDOG HAVEN'S "GLBT HISTORY" CONTEST is open only to friends and family of THE FOLLOWSPOT BLOGGER NETWORK who are 18 years or older. By entering, you agree to these "Official Rules" and that the decision of the judge (me) are final and binding in all respects.
-No limit on number of entries.
-Odds of winning depend on the number of eligible entries received
-Acceptance of the prize constitutes permission for BruDog Haven to use winner's first name and to use winner's photo or likeness as it's official profile photo.
-Contest ends Sunday, October 14,2007 at midnight. Winner to be announced shortly after.
-Have fun!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Perfect Gift

Hey Mark! I found the perfect Christmas gift for you. Check out the Self-Portrait Camera Extension Arm, straight out of the Hammacher Schlemmer Catalog.

Monday, September 24, 2007

A Splendid Edifice Can Climb

I was asked by the TD at the Lorton Arts Foundation to help build a stage for an upcoming fundraiser featuring Baryshnikov. Of course I said yes. Well, after two days of building, which included a layer of platforms and a layer of cushioned dance floor, this brutha was worn out. I used to do this sort of thing all the time. Back at the West End, I used to carry lumber up and down that little staircase to the shop. I used to work in the shop all day and then run the show after. . . That was a long time ago I guess.

Well, here it is two days later and I'm still a little sore. You have to understand that I've been basically sitting on my butt for the past few years. Without my former theater job, I've been doing nothing.

Now, here's the cool part about the work. Since the facility is a construction site right now, I got to wear a hard hat. I was lookin' all manly. . . and sweaty. . . and dirty. . . and smelly. . .

Monday, September 17, 2007

TOUCHDOWN!

My apologies folks. I haven't posted in a while. I've been caught up in the "Fantasy Football Fever".

Some of you may know that Joey started up a fantasy league named after yours truly, The BruDog Football League. Well, I'm finding that the whole fantasy thing is totally consuming me. I've always been into football, but I found that I end up paying even more attention to it now. With fantasy, you're not necessarily rooting for your favorite team, but for the players on various teams that you have on you're roster. What's even cooler is that you can go onto NFL.com (the site that we use for our fantasy league) and watch your game in progress. Well, actually you're just watching your stats go up and down, but it's very exciting.

Our league consists of Joey, Ryan, Jim, Jim's daughter Dani, Tom H., his son Tadd, Mike (my co-worker), and a couple of phantom owners just to guarantee at least one or two wins for everyone.

I tell you, if you're into football check it out. I think you can still create a team on the NFL website. You won't be able to join our league, but they have public leagues that you can join so you can practice and be ready for The BruDog Football League next season.

BTW, my team name. . . DaBruDoggies of course!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Mark Your Calenders

OH MY GOD! Haven dwellers, guess what's coming to town. I just saw it on TV yesterday. The most exciting thing to come to the area since Stephen R Hayes' performance as Paul Lynde as Harry McAfee. Buy your tickets now for. . .

. . . wait for it . . .

"High School Musical: The Ice Tour", October 17 - 21. That's right the only thing better than High School Musical is High School Musical on ice. Oh, the stands at the Patriot Center will be alive with the sound of "Get'cha Head In The Game" and "We're All In This Together!"

Now, who wants to loan me $75 to get a ticket? I want to be right up close!

By the way, poor Vanessa Hudgens whose nude picture was put online. I feel sorry for her . . . unless it was planned. Hmmm.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist

I think this speaks for itself.The non-profit group Marie Stopes International designed and sponsored this poster in 2005 to warn Brits about the dangers of contracting VD while traveling abroad. It was actually posted in public health clinics around Great Britain. Of course, it caused an uproar in the Mexican community.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Saturday Night At The Movies

I went to the movies last night to see "The Bourne Ultimatum". I didn't have a very enjoyable experience. Don't get me wrong, the movie was great. The theater was not.

I went to the AMC Theatres at Springfield Mall, which obviously hasn't updated it's facilities in a few decades. Unfortunately, this led to a very unpleasant time. I fidgeted the whole time from the uncomfortable seats. My neck hurt because the screen was so high. I had trouble understanding some of the dialogue because the treble coming from the speakers behind the screen (no surround sound) was too high. I could hear the rattling of the speakers from the bass sounds. I could hear the loud projector in the back. And the echo in this place was like the grand canyon.

I guess I've gotten spoiled by the new generation of movie houses because I don't remember being annoyed by all of this years ago. All of that was the norm back when. Now we go to state of the art theaters with stadium seating, lifting armrest, sound absorption panels on the walls, and digital stereo surround sound.

Oh, I forgot to mention that it took me forever to get into the theater because the person who took the tickets, also worked the concession stand.