Wednesday, December 31, 2008

An Auld Lang Quiz

In honor of New Years Eve and all you drunks out there, I've decided to post a new quiz. It's the


I'm proud to say that I got 12 correct. Pretty good for someone who doesn't drink much. Of course, I bet some of you out there get a perfect 20. . . DRUNKS!

Friday, December 26, 2008

HAPPY KWANZAA

from the folks here at BruDog Haven!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS


from the folks here at BruDog Haven!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

HAPPY HANUKKAH

from the folks here at BruDog Haven!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

My Rules For Outdoor Holiday Lighting

I'd like to share with you "BruDog Haven's Rules For Outdoor Holiday Lighting Displays".

1) When it comes to holiday lights, segregation is good. I can't stand to see white lights and colored lights on the same house or same tree or same yard. It should be all white or all colored.

2) If you go with colored lights, make sure they are from the same manufacturer. I hate to see colored lights that are of different patterns or different degrees of intensity.

3) I am also not a fan of mixing small bulbs with large bulbs. People, please, pick one or the other.


4) There is an exception to rules 1, 2, and 3. It's OK to mix if you're putting so many lights on and around your house that it can be seen from half a mile away. I find that the ultimate in tacky. . . and I like it.

5) There's nothing I hate more than seeing Christmas lights up in the middle of November. Folks, give Thanksgiving it's due. No earlier than the day after Thanksgiving please.

6) Please take your lights down by January 6, the epiphany. Now, I actually take it a step further and take mine down on the first, but I'm OK with the 6th. I just can't stand seeing Christmas lights up on February 1.

Now, I know it's too late for this season. You probably have your lights up already. But, please make sure you bookmark this post and refer to it next season when you are ready to put your lights up.

Thank you. Discuss.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Christmas Traditions

One of my favorite traditions is driving around neighborhoods and checking out some of the great Christmas light displays on various houses. Unfortunately, it's been a couple of years since I've done that. Gas prices took that tradition away. Well, with gas prices having come down, I think it's time to continue that tradition again.

I'm also a big fan of the drive through light displays. There's nothing like driving all the way out to Bull Run or all the way out to Columbia to see those same lights every year.

Ah tradition! Am I the only one who does this?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

14 Karat Christmas

Here at BruDog Haven World Headquarters, we pride ourselves in searching the web for treats from odd to funny, old to new, thought provoking to mind blowing. Well, today we found a real gem from back in the day. Enjoy!

Friday, December 05, 2008

Saturday Mourning

I read something somewhat disturbing online recently. The Fox network will no longer be showing cartoons on Saturday mornings. And, guess what. They're replacing the cartoons with infomercials. Ugh!

According to Fox, due to competition from cable networks, cartoons on their network are no longer viable. Do you know what that says to me? That says, "It costs us less to sell infomercial time than to run cartoons." And, I'm guessing the other major networks will soon follow. Saturday morning cartoons have been dwindling for years.

I remember as a kid, getting up super early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a bowl of cereal, and spending hours in front of the TV watching cartoons. Looney Toons, Smurfs, Superfriends, Ritchie Rich, and Muppet Babies were some of my favorites. And, I always knew cartoons were done for the day when wrestling came on.

So, Haven Dwellers, I want to know. What were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons?

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

And Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City

I'm sorry for taking so long to post. You see. . . what had happened was. . . well, I was making rather merry in Atlantic City. Then, Thanksgiving rolled around. Also, I've been preparing for the relocation of BruDog Haven World Headquarters. S'hard. Might' hard.

I've had a lot of stuff on the mind lately. So, I decided I need a little diversion and made plans for a couple of days in AC. I grabbed Andi and off we went for a mini vacation. I haven't been to AC in almost three years. It's a little harder to get there when you don't have your steady second job anymore.
Of course, we had a good time. As usual, I didn't win anything. I didn't loose everything, but I didn't win anything. I've never had good luck at casinos. The most I've ever won was $175 on a slot machine. That's once out of many trips up there.

There was one bad part about the trip, the room. I always stay at Bally's because it's in the middle of everything, and it actually encompasses three hotels and four casinos. And, I've always been pleased with my stay. This time they put me in the Claridge Tower, which is an old hotel that they recently added to the Bally's complex. Well, there were moisture stains on the ceiling of the bathroom, the window was kind of dirty, the batteries in the intranet remote keyboard were corroded, and the bathroom door had a wicked creak. Now, the creaking door actually made for an ongoing funny bit, but still. Not good.

We happened to eat at the Johnny Rocket's on the boardwalk. I enjoy Johnny's, but each time I go, I think about how I could never work there. For those of you who've never been to one, they have nickel juke boxes on the tables
that are connected to the restaurant sound system. When certain songs are chosen, the servers all stop what they are doing and dance. It's very cute, but looks like it'd be annoying as hell. Oh well, it's a job. Although, I guess we all kind of do that in the dinner theater biz.

Monday, December 01, 2008

BRB

I'll be back soon. I'm still celebrating Black Friday!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

What Say You?

Stove Top or mashed potatoes?



I'm a fan of the Stove Top Cornbread Stuffing myself.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Fill 'er Up

Check out the price of regular at this gas station I passed yesterday.
Gee, I thought prices were going down. Do you realize that it would cost me about $280 to fill up here?

Monday, November 10, 2008

In Old Columbia

Hey, I just wanted to give a shout out to my good friend Chris. This past Friday I had the opportunity to go and see The Producers at Toby's, which Chris directed and choreographed. I think he did a fine job of mounting the show, especially since it was his first time directing.

It was also cool to see some ol' West End friends in the show. It makes me miss performing and working backstage.

Anyway, if you haven't seen the show yet, do so. But do it soon, since it closes in two weeks. Thanks Chris, Andi, Tamarin, and the cast and crew of The Producers for a fun evening, as always!

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Childhood Memories

Did you know that yours truly once had a fear of old white women? Yes, it's true.

One day as a kid, my mom and I were crossing S. Washington St. in Old Town Alexandria. We had been shopping, so I was carrying a bag. I didn't realize it, but evidently while crossing the street, I accidentally bumped the older white woman next to me with the bag. All of a sudden, I felt something hit my arm. I turned and saw that the woman had hit me with her pocket book.

So, what's so scary about that? Well, after my mom calmly called the woman out for hitting me, the old white woman threatened us. "How dare you hit me! You did that on purpose. I have a son and he's big! I'm gonna call him and have him beat you up!"

For the next year or so, every time I'd see an older white woman, I would be scared that it would be her, and that she would have her big son with her to beat me up.

S'hard. Might' hard, growing up a young black lad.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Talk To Me . . . continued

You may remember some time ago, me mentioning that I did my first ever professional voiceover for the Workhouse Arts Center at Lorton (Talk To Me). Well, I'm proud to announce that it went over well with the powers that be at the Center. I'm also very relieved to have found out that the author of the poem was very pleased and had many praises for Joey's production skills as well as the music that I came up with. I say relieved because Joey and I never got a chance to actually sit down with the author and hear what his thought process was behind the poem.

And now, because so many of you have asked to see it, here it is. A Century Of Links

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Turn up your speakers and enjoy the SPOOOOOOOOKY sounds of BruDog Haven all day today!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Saturday Night At The Graveyard

I had the pleasure of hanging out with some of my good friends this past Saturday. Ryan, Lori, Bill, Caren, Bud, and I enjoyed a fun evening over in Old Town Alexandria.

The evening started out at the Hard Times Cafe where we feasted on some pretty tasty chili. I had Frito chili pie for the first time ever. Mmmm! Frito chili pie! ! ! Oh, and I also presented Lori with her lottery scratchers, her prize for winning the BRUDOG HAVEN'S MY FAVORITE POST CONTEST. Here she is excepting her prize. Look how excited that horse is. It's literally frozen from excitement.

So, after the Hard Times, we walked down to Market Square for Alexandria's Ghost and Graveyard Tour. For those not familiar with it, the city offers ghost tours during October. Guides wearing colonial costumes take you around Old Town and tell you ghost legends and stories of ghost sitings. It's very fun. Part of the tour even takes you through a graveyard. And, you also learn a little history in the process.

Now, here's the scaaaaariest part of our tour. As we crossed Lee St., we saw a most frightening sight. It was a child's jacket draped over a fire hydrant. But, there were nooooo children to be found. . . Or were there? OOOOOOOOO! Man, that was some scary s#!+. Whoa! I'm still shaking.


BTW, Lori had the best one liner of the evening. We were walking down the street when I accidentally stepped in the dirt around one of those small trees that line the street. Well, since it had rained all day, my shoe sunk in and I ended up tripping. Peggy, our guide said, "Careful! We don't want any new ghost tonight!" We all laughed. Then Lori added, "Don't worry Antonio. We'd come back and visit your ghost every year!" That Lori cracks me up.

A good time was had by all. Thanks guys for making it a fun evening!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Quiz Time

Today's quiz isn't the usual food quiz, but is equally as important. You ever wonder what it takes to become a US Citizen. Well, here's a citizenship quiz to see whether you should be allowed to stay in this country or not.








I'm sad to say that I missed 3. One of those, I didn't read thoroughly though.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

* WINNER * WINNER * WINNER *

Congratulations to Lori for winning the
BRUDOG HAVEN'S
MY FAVORITE POST
CONTEST!

Lori correctly guessed that my favorite post is Hissll-Ah Hissll-Ah from Oct. 9,1997.

So, why is that my favorite? I hadn't thought about that game and that sound since I was a kid. I don't remember what it was, but something Jim said made me think of the game. When I thought about it, it made me laugh. So, I decided it would make a great blog post. As I typed out the post, I kept laughing every time I'd think of that sound. Then, when comments started coming in about the post, it made me laugh because I pictured my readers sitting in front of their computers trying to sound it out phonetically. It especially made me laugh when Dani commented that when she tried to say it, it kept coming out as HUZZAH!

So, once again, congratulations Lori. You will be receiving 2 five dollar VA Lottery scratchers. And, since I'll be seeing you within the week. I'll hand them to you personally. Thanks all for playing. And, I hope you Haven Dwellers enjoy another fun-filled year here at BruDog Haven.

Well Alllllllllriiiiiight!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

MY FAVORITE POST!

OK! Here it is. Clue #3, the "ULTIMATE" clue!

My Favorite Post is a story that took place well before BruDog Haven came into existence.

Alright, you should know the drill by now on how to enter the contest. And, just so you don't think there is any funny business going on, I do have the answer written down and sealed in an envelope. That envelope is in a safe located at the law firm of Bayrd, Bared, and Baird ESQ.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Gettin' Close

Still no winner? OK. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to post the "ULTIMATE" clue.

Also, gettin' in the Halloween mood? Enjoying the sounds of the season here on BruDog Haven? Need a little soundtrack for your Halloween party or something to scare those trick-or-treaters away? Then tune in to BruDog Haven on the 31st to hear all sorts of scaaaaaary sounds! Booooooooooooooooooo! OK bye!

Friday, October 17, 2008

MY FAVORITE POST!

No contest winner yet. So, here is Clue #2:

My Favorite Post is a story.

All you have to do is enter the title of your guess in the comments section of this post.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Are You Smart Enough To Vote?

I saw this on 20/20 last week. Check it out.


This is something I've always thought in the back of my head, but never said, because. . . well many would probably consider it politically incorrect, literally. I don't really get into political discussions much, because it always seems to end up in an argument. And, I'm sure I'm going to get some choice comments for posting this link.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

3 Years Of Haven

Haven Dwellers, today marks the 3rd anniversary of BruDog Haven. And, to thank all of you for reading, I think I'll celebrate with a new contest. Hmm. . . I think I'll call it the


BRUDOG HAVEN'S
"MY FAVORITE POST!"
CONTEST

Yes, I've actually gone back through all 273 of my posts and picked the one that I enjoyed writing the most.

The contest? You guess which post that is. First person who figures it out, wins! You can enter the contest by posting your guess (the title of the post) in the comments section of this post. I'll also give out clues periodically if no one has gotten it right. You can access past posts by going to the "Previously, On A Very Special BruDog Haven" section over on the right column, or use the "search blog" feature at the top of the page.

The Prize? Two five dollar Virginia Lottery Scratchers!

Clue #1 - MY FAVORITE POST was posted sometime between Aug. 23, 2006 and Oct. 6, 2008.




Official Contest Rules:
-The BruDog Haven's "MY FAVORITE POST!" CONTEST is open only to friends and family of THE FOLLOWSPOT BLOGGER NETWORK who are 18 years or older. By entering, you agree to these "Official Rules"
-No limit on number of entries.
-Odds of winning depend on the number of eligible entries received.
-Contest is not endorsed by the Virginia Lottery. Scratcher image above may not reflect actually tickets won.
-Winner agrees to allow BruDog Haven to display his/her first name and/or likeness.
-Contest ends when winner is determined.
-Have fun!

Monday, October 06, 2008

Rainbow Recommendations

So, I logged onto Amazon.com the other day. You know how when you're logged in, it gives you recommendations based on your previous purchases and wish list? OK, why is Amazon recommending Naked Boys Singing, East Side Story, Transamerica, All Over The Guy, The Broken Hearts Club, Eating Out, Long-Term Relationship, and Sugar? Is someone trying to tell me something?

Thursday, October 02, 2008

The Best Commercials In Taywn!

And now, to put a smile back on your face, another classic from Mr. Ray's.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

"Why Should I Be Frightened Of Dying?"

The other day on AOL, they had their list of "10 Albums You Must Buy Before You Die." I thought I'd check it out, see how many I have.

The list:
Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon
U2 - Joshua Tree
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Madonna - True Blue
Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation. . .
Billy Joel - The Stranger
The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
Prince - Purple Rain
The Beatles - White Album

So, I'm curious, Haven Dwellers. How many of these do you have? I'm sad to say that I only have two, Thriller and Dark Side Of The Moon. I guess I've got to run out to Waxie Maxie. Is that store still around?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Measure Of An "Out" Man

Well! That ends the speculation. I, for one, am relieved. So relieved, in fact, that it's given me the courage to confess something of my own. . . . OK. . . Here goes. . . . . . .

I'm black.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

The Freecake Factory

When I eat out at a restaurant, I consider myself an easy customer. It's probably from all those years working food service at the dinner theater. I try to have fun with the server without monopolizing the servers time or being obnoxious. Well, I had dinner the other day at the Cheesecake Factory in Whiteflint with my little whipped topping, Andi. As always, we were jovial with our server. Now, it being the Factory, we ordered cheesecake for dessert, of course. Loved it! Well, at the end of the meal, our server brought the check by and said, "You know, you two were so much fun! The cheesecake is on me." Yes, he actually comped our cheesecake. The manager even came over to meet and thank us. I'm guessing that the servers are probably allowed to comp a certain number of cheesecakes. I'm just glad we got to be one of those numbers.

So, moral of the story:
Be nice, for goodness sake. You may get free cake!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Make 'em Laugh

Andi and I got to spend a fun evening enjoying comedian Gary Valentine this past Saturday at the Improv. For those not familiar with the name, he is the guy who played Kevin James' brother on "King Of Queens", which worked out well because, well, they are actually brothers. Anyway, this was the best time I ever had at the Improv. Gary was great!

Now, to add to the fun, we had the pleasure of sharing our table with our new friends Brian and Barbara (I think those were their names). If you've never been to the Improv, they tend to sell out, so unless you are a party of four, you end up sharing a table (H O T table, for you dinner theater folk) Anyway, they were part of a large birthday party of about sixteen people or so. Folks, I'm guessing that their party started well before they got to the club. They had us cracking up throughout the evening. At some point, some guy in their party ended up on Andi's knee while his wife's hands ended up on my face. Fortunately for us drivers on the road, they charted a bus for the evening.

Dwellers, between Gary Valentine and the birthday party, I laughed so hard the whole night, that I woke up the next day with no voice. And, once again, I could kick myself for not bringing my camera. I would have loved to have shown you our new friends. And, Gary posed for pictures and signed autographs afterward.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Talk To Me

Hey, guess what! I did my first professional voiceover this past Tuesday. Here's the background. Someone wrote a poem for the Lorton Arts Foundation's Workhouse Arts Center about the conversion of the prison into an arts complex. The foundation decided to have the poem recorded and put onto a video montage of the conversion. The montage would be presented during the grand opening this month. Well, they wanted someone with a deep booming voice to record the poem. Know anyone like that?

Now, I've done voiceovers and announcing before, but they were all kind of fun unofficial projects, like the Miss Dinner Theatre pageants and some of the fine claymations over at Janoose Productions.

The whole experience was a little nerve-wracking for me. Mostly because. . . well. . . I just don't get poetry. I get and appreciate the art form, but it all seems like a long roundabout way to get a point across. I was worried that, not only am I not getting this poem, but that it would come across in my reading of it. Fortunately, I had Joey there who did a decent job of interpreting the poem and using his directing talents to guide me.

What's also cool is that they also asked me if I'd be willing to compose some music to underscore the montage. Well, I said yes, despite the fact that I haven't composed anything since before the West End closed.

And now, a confession. That picture above. Totally posed. lol

Monday, September 08, 2008

Funny Commercials

Warning: Video contains mature themes.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Fun Quizzes

I took an informal survey of some of my readers and found out that their favorite feature on BruDog Haven is the quizzes. Well, I can't let down my dwellers, so here's a new one.

Breakfast Cereal ID Quiz

I got 17 out of 20 right. What can I say, I know my cereals. I think I could actually live off of cereal. Have fun!

Monday, September 01, 2008

Take Me Out To The Ball Game

I was fortunate enough to have the opportunity to attend a Washington Nationals Game this past Friday with my good friends Joey and Bill. I've been to many minor league games, but this was actually my first ever major league game. Folks, let me tell you. I had a good ol' time. And here's the cool part. We were lucky enough to score free Diamond Club seats. You know, those rows that you see on the lower level behind home plate. It was the best. The section has it's own lounge and waiter service at the seats. Oh, and did I mention the seats are padded. Now of course, since it was my first game, I had to bring my camera.

Here are a couple of shots before the game. I had to get a pic of Joey and Bill taking in the sites before we went to our seats.

Here's the view from our seats.
Bill and I enjoying the game.
A shot I took leaving the stadium after the game.


After the game, they shot off fireworks. But, to get the best view, it was suggested that we move over to the third base side of the stadium. So, we left our comfortable seats in the club section for the "regular" seats at third base. Wow! Those seats were not meant for the big man or the tall man. I was so uncomfortable. And, we were only in those seats for about ten minutes. I couldn't imagine sitting there for a three hour game. I guess I was spoiled by the club seats.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Today's Lesson

My sister recently threw a surprise birthday party for my Mom. When I arrived for the party, this is what I saw. Notice anything wrong with this picture? No, I didn't reverse the image. That "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" sign actually came like that. What's funny is that everyone who arrived kinda had the same reaction. First they would glance at it quickly. Then they would do a double take, followed by a look of confusion. We decided to leave it, because. . . well. . . it had personality.
I don't know, maybe somewhere in the world, they celebrate "YADHTRIB*YPPAH"

So, lesson for the day: Don't buy party favors from the dollar store.

Monday, August 25, 2008

A Day In The Life Of The BruDog

I wanted to show you a picture of the peach stand Andi and I stopped at Saturday. Were we in the great state of Georgia? No. We found the stand in Delaplane, VA on our way back from driving out to Harrisonburg to move by sister back to college for her junior year. Ugh! Can you believe it, junior year? Man, I feel old. I remember when I used to change her wittle diaper. . . Wow. . .

Anyway, we stopped in Markham to take advantage of one of the many wine tours in the area. Back in the day, the West End had a warehouse near there, so I'd driven through the area many times. I would always see signs for this wine tour at Naked Mountain Vineyard and Winery and always wanted to try it. We got there at 4:59. Unfortunately, the tours ended at 5. damn Damn DAMN! So, we missed it. On our way back down Rt 17, we found the peach stand.


OK, now that I've bored you to death, let me just say, you have to go see Tropic Thunder. After missing the wine tour, we stopped at the Cinema Deluxe at Fairfax Corner. I haven't had that much fun at a movie in a long time. Robert Downey, Jr in black face is highlarious. I think I might actually go see it again, which I rarely do. I hate to say too much more because I feel like I'll ruin it for you.
See it!

Oh my God, before the movie, we walked to the Ben and Jerry's. They have this new flavor called Coconut Seven Layer Bar. Haven Dwellers, let me tell you, it was heaven. I believe it's moved into the top position on my list of favorite ice cream flavors.
Try it!

So, in conclusion, because I know you're probably saying, "Antonio, this post is all over the place.", I just wanted you all to know that I had the best time I've had in a long time. I've been working a lot over the past few weeks and I've had lots on the mind also. Saturday was a welcome diversion. Thanks for the fun day, my lemon tart!
BruDog OUT!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Who's The Master?! SHO'NUFF!

Another sad day over here at headquarters. Sho'nuff has died. "Who is Sho'nuff?" you say. What, are you kidding me? Sho'nuff was one of the best film villains ever from the one of the best guilty pleasure movies ever, Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon.

The 1985 movie is about this teenager named "Bruce" Leroy Green, who goes on a quest to achieve the highest level of martial arts, "Last Dragon". But, of course on his journey, he encounters the neighborhood bully, "Sho'nuff, the Shogun of Harlem", who terrorizes Leroy and his family and friends until Leroy fights him. . . Ah! Classic! Oh, and the movie also features the very sexy Vanity. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh! Sorry! I got a little hot and bothered for a second there.

Anyway, Julius Carry, the actor that played "Sho'nuff" died on the 19th. I thought I would do a tribute.

Here's a clip of Sho'nuff from the movie.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Childhood Memories

While discussing an earlier post (The Agony Of Defeet) the other day with my coworker, he mentioned that it made him think of another procedure, the hernia exam. That made me think of a story from my teen years, my first hernia exam.

As young boys, we always talked about the dreaded hernia exam. None of us had had one yet, but we had always heard stories of how the doctor goes down there and fondles your junk and grabs it to move it aside. Scary! But, that's not what scared me the most. What scared me more was the thought of getting aroused during the exam. I was a teenager with raging hormones after all. Well, when I turned fifteen, I had to get a physical in order to get a work permit for my first job, the West End.

As I sat in the waiting room of the city's free clinic, I was a nervous wreck. I kept eyeing the doctors and nurses that walked by. But, I wasn't just looking at them. I was thinking to myself, "Gee, she's good-looking. I hope she doesn't do the exam. Oh, she's old. I'd be OK if she does it. Hey, there's a guy. I hope he does it." You see, I was worried that, if I got a doctor who I was attracted to, I might get aroused during the procedure.

Well, I'm finally called in. The doctor, the older woman btw, ran through the check list. Eyes, ears, chest, etc. Then, before I realized, her hand was under there and she was telling me to turn my head and cough. I did. Then turned the other way. Did again. . . That was it. it took all of ten seconds. After all that anxiety, it was a little uneventful.

Moral of the story: Don't get in a funk, let her grab your junk.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

What's Your Pleasure?

Guilty pleasure movies. You know, those movies that you love, but are embarrassed to say so. Well, that's what my post is about today. Here's a list my guilty pleasure movies. Yeah, I know my list might make you look at me in a different light, but so what. Wanna see it? Here it go:

Center Stage
Save The Last Dance
Stick It
Drumline
Camp
Step Up

OK, I have a confession. The purpose of this post is not to talk about guilty pleasure movies, although I'd love to hear what yours are. The purpose of this post is to tell you how excited I am about the new movie I heard about this past week.

First, there was Step Up!
Then, there was Step Up 2 The Streets!
Coming soon, Step Up 3 - D!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yeah I know. You can't contain your excitement either. The movie is supposed to come out in 2010. I should probably get in line now. I know there will be people camping out for months.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

This Is For The Mac

Oct. 5, 1957 - Aug. 9, 2008

It's a sad day over at BruDog Haven World Headquarters. I'm in mourning over the passing of one of my favorite comedians. Here's a clip of what I think is one of his best routines.
Warning: Contains adult language.

Monday, August 04, 2008

The Agony Of Defeet

I had a traumatic experience this past Friday. I went to the doctor. . . That's not the traumatic part. My doctor had an intern with her that day. . . Nope, no trauma there either. The doctor was running behind. . . Traumatic? NO! Will you give me a chance to tell you the damn story? Ugh! . . Anyway, my doctor came in and asked me if I'd be willing to let a student examine me while she finished up with the patient ahead of me. No problem. I'm willing to help out. The student has to get some practice. So, he examines me.

He does the usually. Eyes, ears, chest, etc. Then. . . . . . I'm sorry, I have trouble even typing it. . . . Then, he told me that he wanted to check the blood flow to my foot and that he'd have to remove my shoes and socks to do it. He then proceeded to remove said articles and then touched my feet. ARGGGGGHHH! As I've stated before, I don't like anyone touching my feet.

You know, I've been going to doctors for years. I have never had a doctor do that. I asked around my office about the procedure. Only one person said that their doctor does that.

I'd almost prefer to have my prostate checked. . . OK, maybe not. But still.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Funny Commercials

Make sure you have your speakers plugged in.

Warning: Video contains mature themes

Monday, July 28, 2008

In The Shop Again

Well, I have a new unofficial second job. For the past few weeks, I've been helping my good friend Tom build sets for Theater J on my days off. I'm so thrilled to be doing something theater related again. It's been a couple of years since I've had anything to do with the behind the scenes of theater. Eh. . . get it. . . behind the "scenes". . . theaters perform plays and musicals that have scenes. . . funny, eh. . . eh. . . eh. . . oh, anyway. I used to build sets with Tom at the West End until I took a day job. You know, benefits and all that good stuff. Well, the original "Set Shop Boys" are back together again. I did mention to Tom this past week that I don't get nearly as fatigued building sets now as I did ten years ago at the West End. I think it's because in those days, we used what I like to call "semi-primitive" tools. When we made platforms and such, we had to stand bent over and drive nails with hammers. By the end of the day, I would feel it in my back and hands and arms. In Tom's current shop, we get to use pneumatic tools. Now I can drive nails with the squeeze of a trigger. I love it.
Now, if only we could get some air conditioning in the shop.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Summer Quiz

Here's a little treat to cool you down on a fine Summer day. It's the


I got what I consider to be a very respectable 13 correct.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

There's A Moon Out Tonight

Oops! I missed it again. The annual "Mooning Of Amtrak". And this was the 30th anniversary of it. "What do you mean, Antonio?", you're probably asking yourself. Well, in July (on the 11th this year), in Laguna Niguel, California, a bunch of people come far and wide to moon all the trains that run on the tracks next to the Mugs Away Saloon.

It's such a well known event that the trains that go through that day actually slow down so that passengers can get a good look. So as not to offend some, the train conductors actually make announcements on the train warning passengers about which side the mooning happens.

You know, if I ever own a house with a basement, I'd love to take up model railroading. Wouldn't it be great if I actually made little bent over people with their backsides facing the train and their pants down?

Monday, July 14, 2008

Childhood Memories

We had an interesting and fun conversation at work yesterday about certain foods we don't like to eat because of their textures. Ryan and Dena mentioned how they don't like the texture of coconut. I mentioned that I don't like tapioca. I also mentioned that, because of the texture, it was years before I tried clams. For some reason everyone laughed at me for saying that. . .

Anyway, somehow the conversation ended up on pigs feet, which I have never liked and never wanted to eat. Why you ask? Well, I remember as a kid thinking how, when I would see pigs feet in a store, it looked like "white people feet".






I guess I felt I was justified in calling them "white people feet" because. . . , well. . . it was probably my answer to the phrase "n!@@&r toes". BTW, Ryan had never heard of "n!@@&r toes". I thought everyone had heard of them. Am I the only one.

Monday, July 07, 2008

A Quick Rant

Why does the news insist on telling us every time the price of gas goes up. It's depressing. Besides, I can just go down the block and see that the price has gone up. As Tina would say, "Ugh!"

Thank you. Discuss.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Another Summer Blockbuster

I got to see Hancock last night with my good friend Ryan and my #1 Dena. I must say, great movie. There is so much I'd like to tell you about the movie, but I can't for fear of ruining it for you. I can tell you that what you see in the commercials isn't necessarily what you get in the film. Let me explain. I was worried that all the good parts were shown in the commercials, but not to worry. The movie takes you in a direction that you don't expect at all.

I was expecting a typical superhero movie. Not so. The movie feels like someone went to a comedy/fantasy/drama writer (as opposed to a comic book writer) and said, "Write me a good character story, then I'll make that character a superhero."

Folks, let me just say, "See this movie!" You won't be disappointed. I think Will Smith has another summer hit here.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Gimme A Ticket For An Airplane

I went on a field trip with Joey, Krissy, and Kevin this past Saturday to the National Air and Space Museum at Dulles for their "Become a Pilot Family Day and Aviation Display". In addition to the museum's normal display of planes indoors, they had an outdoor aviation display with visiting vintage, recreational, and home built aircraft flown in by their owners. You could actually ask the pilots and owners question about their planes and about flying. Some of the pilots also let visitors get in the planes.

This is a shot of the "Wall Of Honor" leading up to the entrance of the museum. There are names of pioneers and enthusiasts etched on those panels on the sides.

These are a few shots I took inside the museum. I didn't take many interior pictures because it's a little dark in the certain areas. I assume that's to preserve the items on display.

Next, it was on to the planes outside. This is an interesting shot because. . . well. . . I used to be a white man until I stuck my face in the back of that jet engine. I had wondered what that "beware of blast" meant.

The plane below actually belonged to The Flintstones. If you click on the photo to enlarge it, you will notice feet under the plane which is how they get the plane going down the runway. . . I is highlarious!
Also, WRC's traffic copter was on display. I need to get me one of those to get to and from work.
They also had a few military aircraft including this huge cargo plane which, we found out from one of the crewmen, was used to transport Shamu.
This is a shot of the cargo plane taken from the wing of a midair refueling plane. You could actually go into both planes and sit in the cockpit. The cargo plane was so huge that you actually had to climb up a steep staircase to get to the cockpit.
I must say, the whole thing was pretty cool. . . Actually, it wasn't very cool. It was fairly hot out. The heat inside the cargo plane and the refueler was like a sauna. But, I have to tell you, it was worth it. How often do you get to go into the cockpit of a military plane. I'll definitely go back next year. Thanks for the great idea Joey!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Quiz Time

It's quiz time again! This one has nothing to do with food, but it's meant to make you feel dumb.

And now, the "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" quiz!

I'm proud to say that I got 9 out of 10 right! I won't tell you which one I got wrong.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Where A Kid Can Be A Drunk Adult

Wondering where you should have your child's next birthday party? How 'bout Chuck E. Cheese? But not just any CEC. This would be the Brookfield, Wisconsin location. Evidently, this is the happening CEC.

This Chuck E. Cheese has had over 80 police calls in the past year. "Why?!", you say. Well, because they seem to have a problem with parents getting drunk at the bar and fighting at this particular restaurant. One fight actually involved 40 people.

Now, I say why fight? Can't we all just get along? Besides, I have the perfect solution. I say, duke it out on Whack-A-Mole. That's right! Take that mallet and knock it upside their head!

I cracks me up. . .

Monday, June 09, 2008

Buy Me Some Peanuts And Umbrellas

So, as you saw in the previous post, I won tickets to this past Saturday's Potomac Nationals game.
Let me tell you, it was the best game ever! Sucka, Andi, and I went to the game at about 7:45. It was hot, but we could see clouds in the distance and figured we'd get a little rain which would probably cool things down a little.

1st inning: Some dark clouds in the distance.

2nd inning: Dark clouds in the distance are somewhat closer and producing some lightning.

3rd inning: Somewhat closer dark clouds in the distance, producing some lightning, are now right over us.

Well, a few claps of thunder sounded close by. That's when most of the crowd started to leave. We decided to stay. We figured, if the players are still playing, we are going to stay. So, the inning went on. As we sat there talking, both Sucka and Andi said almost at the same time, "Why are all the players running?!" As I looked up, I realized why and pointed out the wall of rain coming across the field.

So of course, the game stopped as they shuffled us out of the stands. Well, we didn't want to leave because we figured it might be a quick storm and that they would play ball right after it ended. But at the moment, it was still raining and we needed a dry place to stand. I'm not sure who's idea it was, but we decided to stand under the bleachers. You can see in the below picture why that was a bad idea.
As you can see, the bleachers are open, so we were still getting wet. Not as bad as above the stands, but still. . . Under the bleachers, there is a concession stand that is kind of a shed-like structure. They only use it when there is a huge crowd for the games. There wasn't much of a crowd that day, so it was closed. Well, Sucka decided to try the employee entrance door in back of the shed. Success! It was unlocked! So we went in. Folks, it was like a sauna in there.

Since it was almost 100º most of the day and the shed had not been used, it was burning up in there. . . but, we were dry. We stayed in the shed for about fifteen minutes. It was fun and funny but also a little scary. During that time, there were many a close thunder clap. Then the lights in the stadium went out. Oh, did I also mention that the wind blew the door shut. BTW, during all this, we couldn't hear anyone else. So, factor in the pouring rain, the thunder and lightning, the pitch black, the hot shed, no one else around, and the door closing by itself. It sounds like something out of a movie.

Since Sucka was furthest from the door, I asked him to take a picture so you could see our perspective. Unfortunately, all I had with me was my cell phone camera with no flash. So, that dark figure is me and that highlighted figure is Andi. When the rain finally let up, we came out of the shed. There were actually a few people still there. And, the players had stayed in the dugout, so they were still there also. We stayed around a little while longer to see what would happen next. All of a sudden, the announcer came on the loud speaker. "Ladies and gentlemen, that are still here, we are going to set off the fireworks in five minutes!" Woohoo!!! So, we still got to see the fireworks that they normally do every Saturday home game. Well, we went back up into the stands, walked over to the higher priced box seats (the wet box seats), sat down, and watched the fireworks show.

Haven Dwellers, it was the best time ever. And, you'll be glad to know that I've already started work on the screenplay.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

'is Mus' Be My Lucky Day

Hey, guess what! I won! I won tickets to a Nationals game. OK, it's the Potomac Nationals (the minor league affiliate), but hey, it's free tickets. Besides, I go to their games regularly anyway.
I was at work yesterday when I got a call from the P-Nats saying that I had won their Miller Lite 6-Pack Sweepstakes, and that there would be six tickets waiting for me for this Saturday's game. I had actually forgotten that I had even entered the drawing.

Gee, maybe I should play the lottery right now, because I also won a game of Killer Bunnies the other day at Caren's house (I assume she'll blog about the game some time soon).

Monday, June 02, 2008

On The Ice Again

Folks, one of my favorite shows is back. Ice Road Truckers! In case you didn't see it last year, there are a bunch of diamond mines up in northern Canada. The only way to efficiently get supplies to the mines is by truck. But, there is only about a two and a half month window to deliver the supplies because they actually have to drive the trucks across the frozen lakes. It's so great because you can actually hear the ice cracking and shifting under the trucks. And, there's always the danger of going through the ice. I love it!

So, if your looking for a summer show to tie you over until the fall season, check it out. It comes on the History Channel on Sundays at 9pm.

You know, I've often said that my next career is going to be a big rig driver. Not necessarily on the ice roads, though.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Addictive Commercials

OK folks, I guess I'm in a fine mood again. To prove it, I've found an addictive commercial for you. All I have to say is, "Delicious tamales everyone!"



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Sunday, May 25, 2008

People Suck

I'm sad to report that, sometime between this past Thursday and Saturday, some F#*% stole one of my license plates. Now, those of you who know me well and have seen my car know how much those personalized plates mean to me.

What sucks even more is that I can't get new plates until Tues. when the DMV is open. What sucks even more than that is that I can't drive my car until I get new plates. What sucks the worst is that I can no longer get those personalized plates because it's now on the national registry of stolen license plates.

I've been upset about this for the past two days. Did I mention people suck?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

I'M IT!

Folks, this is a first for me. I've been "tagged". The lovely Mary of Get Your Own has thrown me into the spotlight. I hope I do OK. I'm a little scurred. Here goes:

1) What was I doing ten years ago?
In 1998, I was waiting and bussing tables, portraying some animal character, and pushing set at the ol' West End Dinner Theatre. That was also the last year that I would have driven my first Hyundai, a 1993 Elantra. Ahhh, good times. . .

2) Five things on today's to-do list.
make it to work on time
read all of the great blogs on the Followspot Blogger Network
pick up a prescription
clean my bathroom
sleep

3) Things I'd do if I were a billionaire.
by mom a house
by me a house
finally open "Antonio's Multiplex Dinner Theatre"

4) Three bad habits.
junk food
being indecisive. . . I think
the third one I prefer not to mention here

5) Five places I have lived.
Alexandria, VA
Manassas, VA
Dale City, VA
Lake Ridge, VA
Boston, MA

6) Five jobs.
busser/waiter
theater techie
composer
call center operator
actor

Gee, I hope I did OK. And, I hope this helps you get to know DaBruDoggy a little better. Thanks Mary!

Monday, May 19, 2008

2,629,440. . .

. . . minutes. 2,629,440 minutes to pay. 2,629,440 minutes. How do you measure the life of a loan for your car?

Yes folks, I just sent in the last payment on my car. I remember when I first drove my baby off the lot, right after they add that new car scent that they claim is already there. You know, this is only the second time ever that I've payed off a car that I've had a loan on. And, it's the only time I've payed off a brand new car. My last car was new, but I didn't finish paying it off because, after going in for service on that car, I ended up driving off the lot in a newer one. I won't be doing that for a while. I plan on running this one into the ground.

It's funny, everyone keeps saying, "Oh, now you'll have some extra money each month!" My response? I won't have extra money, I'll just be paying that much less in bills. I mean really, is there such a thing as "extra money" these days? Have you been to the pump lately?

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Alllllllll Abooooooard!

You know how I've been saying that I want to take advantage of the sites and culture of our nation's capitol? Well, this past Saturday I went on a field trip to Union Station to enjoy the first annual "National Train Day". Basically, this was a festival created by AMTRAK to promote the benefits of train travel. Of course, this event was right up my alley since I've always been a huge train buff. As a kid, I knew when I grew up, I was going to be a train engineer.

The event included model trains, musicians, local sports teams' mascots, and kid oriented attractions, as well as vendor booths for companies like VRE, MARC, CSX, the National Park Service, and the National Association Of Railroad Passengers. But, the highlight of the event was the opportunity to tour actual trains. The train tour was obviously what most people came to do, because the line to get on the train tour was about an hour and fifteen minutes long. I'm such a huge train fan that it didn't bother me one bit.

Well, of course I took my camera along so that I could share the experience with my dwellers, so here goes:

While waiting in line for the train tour, they passed out stickers. Here are the two I got!



You know, when I told them I had experience driving trains because I have Microsoft Train Simulator at home, they let me hop into the engine and sit at the controls.
OK, that's not me, and that's not a real engine. It's one of the many model trains they had set up.




Now here was the fun part, the train tour!

This is the first of two historic rail cars that you could walk through. Here is an exterior and interior shot of the 20th Century Limited rail car.

This is a shot of the MARC train that the 20th Century was attached to at the other end. I just thought it was funny looking out the back of a classic rail car and seeing a modern engine attached. So, I took a picture of it.


The second historic car they had was the Dover Harbor. Just like the 20th Century, it is a restored Pullman Car, which you can rent for a cool $6000. They attach it to the back of an AMTRAK train, and you're on your way. Gosh, wouldn't it be great if a few of my good friends pooled their money together and treated me to that on my birthday. . . *sigh* . . . OH! Sorry. Back to the tour!

Here's a shot of their dinner setup and a shot of one of the bedrooms.

Attached to the Dover Harbor was an AMTRAK regional car. Here's a shot of the car's interior and a shot I took of the outside from the regional. That's an Acela over on that other track.

Now, the highlight of the experience was the chance to see the pride of the AMTRAK fleet, the high speed Acela!
I have to say, this is one fine looking train. I hope it rides as good as it looks. Actually, I shouldn't have to wonder, because I had the pleasure of listening to a man on the tour who told me over and over again about how he had ridden the Acela before and how he didn't see the big deal and how he thought it was too bouncy and how he thought it took the curves too fast and on and on. You know how I love to talk to a know-it-all stranger. Anyway, here's an interior shot and a shot looking out the window at the engine on the next track over.

Overall, I had a good time. I would say the only drawback was that the display areas seemed a little chaotic. Hopefully, they'll do a better job next year of creating a traffic flow instead of having people walking in all directions. Oh, and of course, I will be there next year!