Haven dwellers, tomorrow is Limerick Day (yes it's an actual registered holiday) So, BruDog Haven will be celebrating with a contest. It's the . . .
BRUDOG HAVEN'S
"FINISH THE LIMERICK"
CONTEST
The best limerick wins! Submit your entry using the comments section of this post. The Prize?! The winner will have the honor of being the next BruDog avatar (unless they don't want their picture on the web, of course). See contest rules for details.
And now, finish the limerick:
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED MARK . . .
Official Contest Rules:
-No purchase necessary to enter or win.
-The BRUDOG HAVEN'S "FINISH THE LIMERICK" CONTEST is open only to friends and family of THE FOLLOWSPOT BLOGGER NETWORK who are 18 years or older. By entering, you agree to these "Official Rules" and that the decisions of the judges (Judges to be determined at a later date) are final and binding in all respects.
-No limit on number of entries.
-Odds of winning depend on the number of eligible entries received
-Acceptance of the prize constitutes permission for BruDog Haven to use winner's first name and to use winner's photo or likeness as it's official avatar.
-Contest ends May 20,2007 at midnight. Winner to be announced shortly after.
-Have fun!
11 comments:
There once was a man named Mark.
Who liked to sit in the
dark.
He'd play w/ his thang,
Until it went TWANG,
And the ceiling bore his
mark.
There once was a man named Mark
Who's humor was really quite dark,
While typing his blogs
And playing with dogs
Would nail bird feeders to bark
There once was a man named Mark,
Who loved Disney amusement park,
An amazing director,
To friends, a protector
He's funny as shit, that's our Mark
There once was a man named Mark,
Got towed at a friend's house while parked,
He picks at his toes,
While they decompose,
On the cruise, Jeffrey would disembark (ok, that sucks)
There once was a man named Mark
Who loved to cause quite a spark
He was awful to Tina
He deserves a subpeona,
But we deal cuz that's our Mark
There once was a man named Mark
He shines his follow spot in the dark
He picks on Tina
There's nobody meena'
And that's our good friend Mark
There once was a man named Mark,
His voice is as lovely as a lark.
He's handsome and sexy...
Oh wait, no- that's Jeffrey,
Well, Mark is no walk in the park!
I like Keara's! That's great1
There once was a man named Mark
Who apparently likes to get dressed in the dark
He's losing his hair
But says he don't care
And he picks dog poop up in the park.
there once was a man named MARK
some think he bites like a shark
I know what to do
I send a big FUCK YOU
to you LOSERS who limerick the name MARK
OMG! You all are so clever! They are all good but I have to say Krissy and Keara did esp. well. Ha! Marks is funny too.
Some great entries. Keep them coming
There once was a man named Mark
Who licks Jeffrey's ass in the dark
He's SO full of shit,
He loves all of it
Don't pretend you don't love this, Mark!
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