Odd Holidays

Haven Dwellers, do you know what is upon us? According to the National Confectioners Association, the third week in March is American Chocolate Week. I mean, isn't it great that they dedicate a week to people like me? Americans of my skin color?

So, in honor of this week's celebration, I want you to find your nearest dark skin brutha and break you off a piece o' dat.

BTW, what does the NCA have to do with dark skin black people anyway? . . .